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Tuesday, June 1, 2010

THe bLaCkMaiLeR

This post is dedicated to the blackmailers who have been intimidating common man for ages. blackmailer is a term we use for the person who pushes us against our will to fulfill his demand. We all are surrounded by them. Don't laugh because i will start making sense to you after some more time. There are two blackmailers- one who blackmails us to reveal some hidden information about us, which we want to hide from public unless his/her demand is met.
and the next one are - some of our near and dear ones, emotionally blackmailing us to fulfill their demands or else they will keep on throwing tantrums without giving you a chance to speak.
We of course don't want to encounter such blackmailing incidences, still if one has a choice, they will prefer the latter one.
Here goes telephonic conversation between two friends. (point to be noted, often it has been seen that the blackmailer calls the victim.)

BLACKMAILER- Hello, Shesha?
victim - yeah, hi. long time. how are you doing?
Blackmailer- glad atleast u recognized my voice. (hitting started)
victim- of course how can i forget you? tell me hows everything at home.
blackmailer- All is well at home, u never miss me, right? (second hit)
victim- of course i do, why are u saying so. we had a talk a week before i guess. i have been busy with my routine. tell me watsup? (trying to wash away the unpleasantness or may be the motive)
blackmailer- Anyway leave it.
victim- (phew!!)
blackmailer- i was thinking if we can meet up on Wednesday for some movie?
victim- oh, make it on Saturday, i will be having some work on Wednesday. wtsay?
blackmailer- no not on weekends, everyone is at home on weekends, i have to look after them.
victim- doesn't matter, sometime else?
blackmailer- can't you postpone your work for me? we are friends since school time.
victim- the thing is it's really important for me to get it done by Wednesday. (huh??)
blackmailer- you have changed i guess. I had so many friends. but now I'm so alone and bored to death, though we will have fun and relive the old times. but its OKAY.. (wow she is too good at this)
victim- Don't get me wrong, i really wish to but can't.
blackmailer- no its okay, everybody changes with time. i shouldn't expect too much .
VICTIM- OhkkkAY.. I will make myself free..
blackmailer- wow you are a darling, i am buying the tickets then. bye

AFTER THOUGHTS- " crap what have i done? how am i going to manage. Last time when i made a plan she had no time and now she has time so i should also have time.. " :(

you might also be having such instances hitting you now and then, may be in a different form! you might be facing this in other form may be in relationships like mother-child, girlfriend-boy friend, brother-sister, husband wife and so on.

P.S. Emotional blackmailers are normally the girls but don't forget many guys are also doing good in this stream. :D

P.P.S. I really adore my friends, they are most of the times all cool. But sometimes being a victim sucks and i try to be on the other side, but fail badly. in a hope to stand successfully someday on the other side of the talk, i put this post to the end.
Happy Blogging!! :D


  1. hope that blackmailed frnd of yurs read ths post :), yet there ll be another blackmail

  2. lol, an entertaining read, post this on ur social networking profile, so ur blackmailer frnd cud read it like Harry said :P

  3. Hary- absolutely, i really want her to read this and others also working in this field.. :P
    Rochana- thanQ so much. nice suggestion.. since she is not a blog person, so i guess i have to mail her the blog link.. but my question is will she understand its on her? i dont think being a frnd she will mind it any way, and will continue to do her Karmas :D
    the idea behind the post is to tell the blackmailers that we know their strategies and still fall into trap b'cuz of love and to have a good laugh on their deeds ;)

  4. so true..I ve faced nd deployed dis necessary evil in almost every sphere of life. During exams,in routine affairs, to get parties frm frnds, to get introduced to a grl and much more :))

    As u said, its fun to play blackmailer rather den being d victim :))

    Nice read and topic to dig on :))

  5. Yes right it makes sense to me as well. And I also fall back when I try to play an emotional blackmailer.. Never mind! Did you go for the movie??

  6. Shalab- u are really impossible.. lol. i would like to read something more about your blackmailing methods and techniques :)) and success stories of course :P

    Shine- whats ur guess?? :D *grin*. Let me not disclose the secret :)) :P

  7. Well Shesha, I guess that u wud have dropped out of the plan.. :p
    U can tell me if I guessed it right over chat~~


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