Thursday, December 23, 2010
What makes you think Santa clause is a man?
This is funny.. One of the friend "Nitin" asked me
What makes you think Santa clause is a man????
I thought a lot
and my first answer, as expected was: "He has Beard and mustache..", which was discarded as he said that any woman can fake it.
And hence thought process started and next were:
1. He loiters around till late at night actually till very late at night :P
2. He Always repeats his clothes.. If he wasn't a man but a woman, you would have seen him in different attires every time :))
3 Considering his figure, a woman can never ever take that figure and roam around publicly. (as suggested by Puneet bhaiya)
4. He comes down from chimney and is not finicky about getting dirty.
5. He does his job within 8 hours meeting his deadline and never mind going to different houses in his already dirty clothes.
6. He flies his vehicle instead of driving.
7. The poses in photographs are repetitive.
8. A simple sack works to transport the presents, no need for a beautiful handbag due to the fear of getting caught by paparazzi
9. Nobody has ever heard him talking :)) :P
10. He never dye his hair. :D
I thought of some reasons as well of why he could be a woman:
a) due to her figure, she has to disguise herself and wear mustache and beard.
b) She spends a lot on presents and gifts every year.
c) the presents are known to be well wrapped.
d) We say "Merry" Christmas :P
e) She wears her belt tight to look slim!
Can't think of more.. So i guess reasons on "why Santa Clause is a man" won it!
Merry Christmas to All.....
P.s. Feel free to contribute any further reasons, if u find any! :P